There are many websites to help you
When a theatre break is what you require
You can go to London or Stratford
Book a three star hotel or much higher
So without all the dots and the dashes
the cos the coms and the nets
Here are the names you’ll be wanting
when you want to book a show next.
The most popular are Theatre Breaks in London
Folks book them in their legions
But Breaks in Stratford and Edinburgh
Are popular in the regions
If a theme is more to your liking
Then it’s Musical Breaks you seek
But opt for Theatre Weekends
If you don’t have time midweek.
And if you have a hankering for royalty
A yen for Jubilant Celebrations
A Royal Break will be just the ticket
In a range of regal locations.